What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

cory

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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