- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Jordan is pregant

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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