A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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