- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Badabing.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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