- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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