Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's big and long? My dick.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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