- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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