the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Penis

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Anti Joke

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