- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??