- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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