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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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