- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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