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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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