- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

poop.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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