Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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hello anomonous

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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