If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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