- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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