- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Pickles

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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