- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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