Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Anti Joke

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