Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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