What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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WNBA

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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