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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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