How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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