What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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