whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Fine, ladies first.

Women's Rights

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Knock, knock -The door's open.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

mikey is cute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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