- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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