an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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