Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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my mind's eye?

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Penis.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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