- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A man died.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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