What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Beka has AIDS

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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derp

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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