- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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