- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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