- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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