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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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