- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Women's Rights

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

tim has no humor

knock knock There's no door

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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