Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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seek beauty

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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