Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

why dont they make black forks

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

You know what's funny? Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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