why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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