How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Nuneaton..

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Liverpool City Football Club

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

An Aisian failed a test

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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