- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

wanna hear a joke? i dont

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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