I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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women's rights

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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