- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

im @ work, LOL.

Im gay What about you

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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