What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Women's Rights

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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