Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Penis chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Oh, go away

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Turkey Balls

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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