what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

My dad

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

im saul and i love cock

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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