Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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