- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

My Butthole.

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