What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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