"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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i killed my family

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Anything involving women..

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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